Limited Edition Ninja

It’s a Limited Edition Ninja down the river down

Upon the little ninja, blond hair blue eyes and brown

She says she likes the water, ‘specially when its white

In a Limited Edition Ninja she is gonna be alright.

Float along little ninja, float along float along

Float along little ninja, float along

The Limited Edition Ninja is a genuine type 3

Coast guard approved life jacket AKA PFD

Red white and blue and tailored she can wear it every day

In the Limited Edition Ninja she’ll be stylin’ all the way.

Float along little ninja, float along float along

Float along little ninja, float along

2-3 and get your paddled high never will be dry

You're gonna miss the eddy yer gonna float right bywaaaaheee

She was going down the canyon the water it was big

She looked a bit like Dolly Parton but she didn’t have a wig

She blew right  through the rapids with the water in her face

In her Limited Edition Ninja she was gonna win the race.

Float along little ninja, float along float along

Float along little ninja, float along

Oh the Limited Edition Ninja keeps y’all afloat

When the guide just didn’t see the rock and you’re out of the boat

You might see blue bubbles when you are way down there

But your Limited Edition Ninja will get you to the air.

Float along little ninja, float along float along

Float along little ninja, float along

2-3 and get your paddled high never will be dry

You're gonna miss the eddy yer gonna float right by whaaaaa heeee

Oh the Limited Edition Ninja is on my baby girl

She’s sixteen and she’s burley, a genuine river pearl

It just might be that she will float on to the sea

In the Limited Edition Ninja anything can be.

Written by Sara Hoxie. Song appeared on the albums Waterfall Boy and Prayer for Feather River.